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Mathematics_of_Life

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1) Whats the diff between gandhi, musharraf & lalu? gandhi-didnt know whats
lie, musharraf doesnt know whats truth & lalu doesnt know the difference






2) Bindaas sone ka, rapchik sapne dekhne ka, Bhoot se nahi darne ka, bole
to..aaina nahi dekhne ka.. GOOD NITE..






3) Are u a high scoring student?


Bored of gettin gud marks?

join M.S.UNIVERSITY. .
aur fark dekhiye sirf 3 saalon me..
marks se nomarks...
ab sach mein posible!






4) If i wud b a painter u will b my painting. If i wud b a author u will b my
novel. If i wud b a poet u will b my poem but unfortunatly i m a cartoonist






5) "Boyfrnds" r like "Paanipuri" always tasty. "Lovers" r like "Pizzas" hot n
spicy."husbnds" r lik"Dal Chawal"no othr option but good 4 health & wealth.






6) A young man tries to talk to a young girl......., I HAVE SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE,
the girl replied, "QUIET POSSIBLE I AM NURSE IN MENTAL HOSPITAL".






7) Vada to nahi karte dosti nibhayenge, Kosish yahi rahegi apko nahi satayen'ge.
Zaroorat pade to dilse pukarna hame, Hagte bhi rahe to bina dhoye aayen'ge!






8) Ultimate thought:
if more than one mouse is mice; then more than one spouse is?



SPICE ! ;)






9) What is Marriage?
Ans: 1st yr: Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha na jaye

2yr:TVS-Meelo chalti muskan

3yr:KINETIC- Sabki hawa nikal de

4yr CHLORMINT-Dubara mat puchna!!






10) Teacher-can u define the word lecturer for me student- lecturer is a person
who has a bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping.

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our planet earth_satellite photos_absolutely amazing

IIM Professor Says__ Lets Make things Simple

A Professor at one of the IIM's was explaining marketing concepts to the Students: 1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing" 2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising" 3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing" 4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations" 5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition" 6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback" 7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap" 8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share" 9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets"