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At work, Raman and Narayan were chatting:

Raman: Narayan, I've been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have an exam next week.

Narayan: oh!

Raman: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?

Narayan: No

Raman: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night Courses you would know this.

The next day, the same discussion took place:

Raman: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?

Narayan: No

Raman: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.

The next day, once again:

Raman: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?

Narayan: No

Raman: He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you would know this.

This time, Narayan got irritated and said: And you, do you know who is Balakrishnan Kuppuswamy?

Raman: No

Narayan: He's the guy roaming with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know.

Rule: There are some things more important in life than Work n General Knowledge

Fairy tale.....LOLss...

WOMEN LOVE THIS........ I AM SURE..... Good One . Read on. A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, Romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.' The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.' The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands. The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again... I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me..' The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!.. The husband became 92 years old!!! The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful idiots should remember fairies are females

name on ice

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http://www.star28.net/snow.html

1.. Type your name.
2.. Click Submit and wait for some time!!

Kutta, Sher aur Bandar

Kutta, Sher Aur Bandar [Nice Story] Ek din ek kutta jungle main raasta kho gaya. Tabhi usane dekha ek sher uskii taraf aa raha hai. Kutte ki saans rookh gayi. "Aaj to kaam tamaam mera!" usne socha. Phir usne saamane kuchh sookhi haddiyan padi dekhi. Woh aate hue sher ki taraf peeth kar ke baith gaya aur ek sookhi hadii ko choosne laga aur zor zor se bolne laga, "wah! Sher ko khaane ka mazaa hi kuch aur hai. Ek aur mil jaaye to poori daawat ho jayegi!" Aur usne zor se dakaar mara. Is bar sher soch mein pad gayaa. Usne socha "ye kutta to sher ka shikar karta hai! Jaan bacha kara bhago!" Aur sher wahan se jaan bachaa ke bhaaga. Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh raha tha. Usne socha yeh mauka achha hai sher ko saari kahani bata deta hoon - sher se dosti ho jayegi aur usse zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka khatra dur ho jayega.. Woh phataphat sher ke pichhe bhaaga. Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate hue dekh liya aur samajh gayaki koi locha hai. Udhar Bandar ne sher ko sab bata diya ki kaise kutte ne use bewakoof banaya hai. Sher zor se dahada, "chal mere saath abhi uski leela khatam karta hoon" aur Bandar ko apani peeth par baitha kar sher kutte ki taraf lapka. Can u imagine the quick management by the DOG... - - - - Kutte ne sher ko aate dekha to ek baar phir uskii taraf peeth karke baith gaya aur zor zor se bolne laga, "Is Bandar ko bhej ke 1 ghanta ho gaya, saala ek sher phaans kar nahi la sakta!" Moral of the story: There are many such monkeys around us, try to identify them..

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Gud Website about our Past

Was he a Mythological Figure ? or was really a King like Ashoka, Shivaji etc.. who lived 7200 years ago.....

Find out more on this website below

http://www.historicalrama.org/home.html

Accounting Standard 36

AS 36: Accounting for Girl Friends*

*Objective:*

The objective of AS 36 is to prescribe the accounting treatment for

Girl friends. The principal issues are the timing of recognition of a

Female friend as a girl friend, the no. of days the relationship can

Be carried on and any write down in this romantic relationship. It

also provides guidance on the methods to be employed to make GF.

*Scope:*

This AS applies to all GF's except those whose father, brother,

ex-boyfriends or prospective boyfriends are working in police, army,

intelligence agencies or political organizations or 6+ feet tall, have

muscular body and know kung fu, judo or any other marshal art.

*Definitions: *

The following terms are used in this Standard with the meanings specified:

LOVE is a serious mental disease, mostly found in old Indian movies,

dramas and Urdu literature.

FLIRTING is the modern form of love; this disease came from Hollywood

movies, new Indian movies, internet, mobile phones, and contemporary

literature.

MARRIAGE is a long term liability as a result of PAST events that is

expected to be settled by increasing the population, decreasing the

health and money.

GIRL FRIEND is a current asset as a result of past efforts that is

probable to generate future dates, intangible pleasures and gifts. If

not properly handled may become long-term liability i.e. wife.

BOYFRIEND-SPECIFIC VALUE is the present value of the future dates that

a boyfriend expects to realize from continuing use of the GF over its

useful life and from its disposal to his another friend at the end of

the flirting term

FLIRTING TERM is the higher of the following:

-from your first conversation till the time the GF father catches you

-from the time of your first date till your GF get married with

another person, in which case she will become your ex-GF.

-from the time of your first date till you get married with your GF,

afterward it will become a suffering term.

*RECOGNITION*

A girl shall be recognized as a girl friend if, and only if:

(a) it is probable that future physical benefits associated with the girlfriend will flow to the boyfriend,

(b) no possibility of GF becoming a long term liability (wife) exists and

(c) the expenditures to be incurred (e.g. in respect of gifts, cards

etc) can be measured reliably

Female Cousins, younger sisters, and other female friends associated

with the girlfriend should not be recognized. However, beautiful and

bold ones should be declared in the flirting statement if and only if

it is probable that they are expected to result in prospective

girlfriends.

*MEASUREMENT OF USEFUL LIFE OF GF*

All the following factors shall be considered in determining the

useful life of a GF:

(a) Expected "usage" of the girlfriend.

(b) Expected "physical" wear and tear, which depends on "operational"

factors such as the number of "shifts" the GF is to be used.

(c) Technical or commercial obsolescence arising from changes in

fashion or "service output" of the GF.

(d) "Legal" or similar limits on the "use" of the GF.

*DERECOGNITION*

The Girl Friend shall be derecognized:

1. at the end of the useful life of GF or flirting term whichever is earlier,

2. when no future benefits are expected from her or her disposal or

3. when remote possibility of GF becoming long term liability occurs.

*DISCLOSURE*

The flirting statement shall disclose, for each "class" of GF:

A) Total no. of GFs with:

- age of GF

- complexion, face cut

- the useful life of each GF

- email address, residential address and mobile no. of each GF

- any "special" benefits that may have been derived from the GF

B) A reliable estimate of the boy friend regarding no. of expected GFs

for each class of GF.

C) A reliable estimate of the expenditures to be incurred ( e.g. in

respect of gifts, cards etc) for each class of GF.

D) BOYFRIEND-SPECIFIC VALUE with respect to each class of GF.