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At work, Raman and Narayan were chatting:

Raman: Narayan, I've been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have an exam next week.

Narayan: oh!

Raman: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?

Narayan: No

Raman: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night Courses you would know this.

The next day, the same discussion took place:

Raman: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?

Narayan: No

Raman: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.

The next day, once again:

Raman: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?

Narayan: No

Raman: He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you would know this.

This time, Narayan got irritated and said: And you, do you know who is Balakrishnan Kuppuswamy?

Raman: No

Narayan: He's the guy roaming with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know.

Rule: There are some things more important in life than Work n General Knowledge

Fairy tale.....LOLss...

WOMEN LOVE THIS........ I AM SURE..... Good One . Read on. A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, Romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.' The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.' The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands. The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again... I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me..' The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!.. The husband became 92 years old!!! The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful idiots should remember fairies are females

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Kutta, Sher aur Bandar

Kutta, Sher Aur Bandar [Nice Story] Ek din ek kutta jungle main raasta kho gaya. Tabhi usane dekha ek sher uskii taraf aa raha hai. Kutte ki saans rookh gayi. "Aaj to kaam tamaam mera!" usne socha. Phir usne saamane kuchh sookhi haddiyan padi dekhi. Woh aate hue sher ki taraf peeth kar ke baith gaya aur ek sookhi hadii ko choosne laga aur zor zor se bolne laga, "wah! Sher ko khaane ka mazaa hi kuch aur hai. Ek aur mil jaaye to poori daawat ho jayegi!" Aur usne zor se dakaar mara. Is bar sher soch mein pad gayaa. Usne socha "ye kutta to sher ka shikar karta hai! Jaan bacha kara bhago!" Aur sher wahan se jaan bachaa ke bhaaga. Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh raha tha. Usne socha yeh mauka achha hai sher ko saari kahani bata deta hoon - sher se dosti ho jayegi aur usse zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka khatra dur ho jayega.. Woh phataphat sher ke pichhe bhaaga. Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate hue dekh liya aur samajh gayaki koi locha hai. Udhar Bandar ne sher ko sab bata diya ki kaise kutte ne use bewakoof banaya hai. Sher zor se dahada, "chal mere saath abhi uski leela khatam karta hoon" aur Bandar ko apani peeth par baitha kar sher kutte ki taraf lapka. Can u imagine the quick management by the DOG... - - - - Kutte ne sher ko aate dekha to ek baar phir uskii taraf peeth karke baith gaya aur zor zor se bolne laga, "Is Bandar ko bhej ke 1 ghanta ho gaya, saala ek sher phaans kar nahi la sakta!" Moral of the story: There are many such monkeys around us, try to identify them..

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Gud Website about our Past

Was he a Mythological Figure ? or was really a King like Ashoka, Shivaji etc.. who lived 7200 years ago.....

Find out more on this website below

http://www.historicalrama.org/home.html

Accounting Standard 36

AS 36: Accounting for Girl Friends*

*Objective:*

The objective of AS 36 is to prescribe the accounting treatment for

Girl friends. The principal issues are the timing of recognition of a

Female friend as a girl friend, the no. of days the relationship can

Be carried on and any write down in this romantic relationship. It

also provides guidance on the methods to be employed to make GF.

*Scope:*

This AS applies to all GF's except those whose father, brother,

ex-boyfriends or prospective boyfriends are working in police, army,

intelligence agencies or political organizations or 6+ feet tall, have

muscular body and know kung fu, judo or any other marshal art.

*Definitions: *

The following terms are used in this Standard with the meanings specified:

LOVE is a serious mental disease, mostly found in old Indian movies,

dramas and Urdu literature.

FLIRTING is the modern form of love; this disease came from Hollywood

movies, new Indian movies, internet, mobile phones, and contemporary

literature.

MARRIAGE is a long term liability as a result of PAST events that is

expected to be settled by increasing the population, decreasing the

health and money.

GIRL FRIEND is a current asset as a result of past efforts that is

probable to generate future dates, intangible pleasures and gifts. If

not properly handled may become long-term liability i.e. wife.

BOYFRIEND-SPECIFIC VALUE is the present value of the future dates that

a boyfriend expects to realize from continuing use of the GF over its

useful life and from its disposal to his another friend at the end of

the flirting term

FLIRTING TERM is the higher of the following:

-from your first conversation till the time the GF father catches you

-from the time of your first date till your GF get married with

another person, in which case she will become your ex-GF.

-from the time of your first date till you get married with your GF,

afterward it will become a suffering term.

*RECOGNITION*

A girl shall be recognized as a girl friend if, and only if:

(a) it is probable that future physical benefits associated with the girlfriend will flow to the boyfriend,

(b) no possibility of GF becoming a long term liability (wife) exists and

(c) the expenditures to be incurred (e.g. in respect of gifts, cards

etc) can be measured reliably

Female Cousins, younger sisters, and other female friends associated

with the girlfriend should not be recognized. However, beautiful and

bold ones should be declared in the flirting statement if and only if

it is probable that they are expected to result in prospective

girlfriends.

*MEASUREMENT OF USEFUL LIFE OF GF*

All the following factors shall be considered in determining the

useful life of a GF:

(a) Expected "usage" of the girlfriend.

(b) Expected "physical" wear and tear, which depends on "operational"

factors such as the number of "shifts" the GF is to be used.

(c) Technical or commercial obsolescence arising from changes in

fashion or "service output" of the GF.

(d) "Legal" or similar limits on the "use" of the GF.

*DERECOGNITION*

The Girl Friend shall be derecognized:

1. at the end of the useful life of GF or flirting term whichever is earlier,

2. when no future benefits are expected from her or her disposal or

3. when remote possibility of GF becoming long term liability occurs.

*DISCLOSURE*

The flirting statement shall disclose, for each "class" of GF:

A) Total no. of GFs with:

- age of GF

- complexion, face cut

- the useful life of each GF

- email address, residential address and mobile no. of each GF

- any "special" benefits that may have been derived from the GF

B) A reliable estimate of the boy friend regarding no. of expected GFs

for each class of GF.

C) A reliable estimate of the expenditures to be incurred ( e.g. in

respect of gifts, cards etc) for each class of GF.

D) BOYFRIEND-SPECIFIC VALUE with respect to each class of GF.

Awesome Roses

Invoking Animal Spirit

Aamchi Mumbai - origin of mumbai

LalBaug Cha Raja 2009

English is very difficult language..

Clever Anagrams

PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN

MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

THE EYES :
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE



SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME


ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

FOUR SQUARE PROBLEMS

pj........

and
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha
Doctor And .
Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai
DR: Kya?
Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt
and Home
Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun
and pray
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"
The real
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?
Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega
and Hitler
Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"
and Computer

Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.
Two Error! Filename not specified.
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye
1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

nd Police
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
nd Practical
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

Risky Job..........

After 10 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no recommendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation.The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying; Myfriend, you have not worked here for even one day. The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain. Manager:- How many days are there in a year? Man:- 365 days and some times 366 Manager:- how many hours make up a day? Man:- 24 hours Manager:- How long do you work in a day? Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day. Manager:- S! o, what fraction of the day do you work in hours? Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third) Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days? Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days) Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends? Man:- No sir Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends? Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have? Man:- 18 days. Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining? Man:- 4 days Manager:- Do you work on New Year day? Man:- No sir! Manager! :- Do you come to work on workers day? Man:- No sir! Manager:- So how many days are left? Man:- 2 days sir! Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )? Man:- No sir! Manager:- So how many days are left? Man:- 1 day sir! Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day? Man:- No sir! Manager:- So how many days are left? Man:- None sir! Manager:- So, what are you claiming? Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing Company money all these days. Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!! HR=HIGH RISK .

English in India .... Desi Master

A Tribute to the Professors of India, on their usage of English

# Inside the Class:
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor.
* You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the class ..)
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose today.
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.
* Take 5 cm wire of any length.
* shhh... quite, the principal is rotating in the school.

* (Facing the Board)
Dont talk in front of my back.

# About his family:
* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls....(?)

# At the ground:
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the ball.

# To a boy, angrily:
* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

# Giving a punishment:
* You, rotate the ground four times...
* You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)

# Sir at his best:
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school (to that boy): "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre."

Which Gender computers belong to

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlikeEnglish, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.. The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. (THIS GETS BETTER!) The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because: 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model. The women won. Send this to all the smart women you know...and all the men that have a sense of humor

Amazing Train

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PJ's

Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.
Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo-
Aata hai Usha ke saath,
Rehta hai Kiran ke saath,
Aur jaata hai Sandhya ke saath!


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Mad dog is chasing a sardar. The sardar laughs while running. Know why?
He says mera mobile to Airtel hai phir bhi Hutch ka network follow kar
raha hai.
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A for apple. B for bada apple. C for chota apple. D for dusra apple. E
for ek aur apple. F for fokat ka apple. G for gol apple. H for ho gaya na pet kharab khake itne apple.
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The positive thinking poem.
Little birdy in the sky,
You look up and it shits in your eye.
You don't mind and you don't cry,
You just thank God that cows don't fly.
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Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee
Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu?
Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00
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Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am
Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney.
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Sardar 2 Salesman, I Need Pink curtains for my computer.
Salesman Sardarji Computer Doesnt Need Curtains.
Sardarji: Oye i have windows installed.
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Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!
Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga
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Safed Sari Par Tum Lal Bindi Lagati Ho,
Khuda Kasam Ambulance Nazar Aati Ho,
Vo Ghayal Ko Lekar Jati Hai,
Tum Ghayal Kar Jati Ho!!!
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Why does sardarji open his lunch box while Walking on the road?
To Check if he is going to work or Coming Back

Romantic SMS collection

Romantic SMS Collection - Containing SMS that is romantic. The perfect messages for your special person. We keep adding new romantic sms frequently so be sure you keep checking the Blog for the latest romantic SMS. Have fun sending these Romantic SMS to your friends and Love ones.
1. Lives are for living I live for you
Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you
Hearts are for beating mine beats for you
Angels are for keeping. Can I keep you?
2. You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... You are like you... And that's the reason why I love you!
3. You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and I am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always....
4. If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!
5. If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.
6. I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!
7. Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !
8. I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !
9. If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you.
10. There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.
11. When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!
12. I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you until the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!
13. Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.
14. My love, words however special ... Could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!
15. The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth.
16. Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrifice!
17. If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you!
18. If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
19. If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!
20. If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back!
21. One day you will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that YOU ARE MY LIFE!
22. I have seen angels in the sky, I have seen snowfall in July, I have seen things u only imAgine to see, But I haven't seen anything sweeter than you.
23.True love is hard to find. Special 1-1 of a kind. But the love inside of me is true. It appeared the day I met you!
24. I believe that God above created you for me to love. He picked you out from all the rest cause He knew I'd love you the best!
25. If I died or went somewhere far, I'd write your name on every star so everyone could look up and see you mean the world to me.
26.I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
27. Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time.
28. Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars.
29. If you live for 100 more days, then I want to live for 100 more days minus one so that I'd never have to live without you.
30. They say you only fall in love once, it can't be true. Everytime I look at you, I fall in love all over again.
31. I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or even smile at me because I know, even if its just for a second, that I've crossed your mind.
32..Loved you yesterday, love you still, always have, always will.
33. If there ever comes a day when we can't be together, just know that you are in my heart. You'll be in there forever!
34.Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
35.You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.
36. If I had a rose for everytime I thought about you Id be walking in a garden forever.
37.I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name on my hand but I washed it the next day. I wrote your name on a paper but I accidentally threw it away. I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.
38.If I can only be with you in my dreams then I'll sleep for ever.
39.Sometimes the best things in life are worth waiting for. So wait for me, I'll be right back.
40. Why is it that I have to climb 1000 mountains to get to you and all you have to do is smile to get to me?
41. If I got a penny every time I thought of you I'd be a millionaire by tomorrow.
42. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up a dozen roses you would see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.
43.A day without you is like a day without light because you light up my life.
44. Is it true? Can it be? Are you the only one for me?
45.. Tonight I ask the stars above. How I'll ever win your love. What do I do.What do I say. To turn your angel eyes my way?
46.The shortest word for me is "I"
The sweetest word for me is "love"
The only word for me is "you!"
47. The way you look into my eyes, It scares me
The way you say "I love you", It scares me
The way you know just what to say, It scares me
The ways you scare me, I love it
48. Good days come often, Bad days do too, But the best days only come when I'm with you.
49. You tripped me, so I fell for you.
50. I will love you until my heart stops beating.
51. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
52. I wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I want to be around you, I want to hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you goodnight.
53.Each time I miss you a star falls from the sky, So if you look up at the night sky and find it dark with no stars, its all your fault, you made me miss you too much..
54. Words alone will never be able to express the depth of my love for you..
In case you didn't know, I'll be loving you always and forever!
55. Let these words not only touch your eyes, let them travel through your soul, and let them rest in your heart as you rest in mine…I love you.
56.Falling in love with you was the easiest thing I've done in my life.
57. Hand in hand and heart to heart my love for you shall never part..
58. Loving you makes my heart explode with happiness.
59. Rains fall, winds blow, the sun shines... it all comes naturally, just like loving you.
60. Bfseing with you is like having every single one of my wishes come true.
61. Loving you has been the best thing to ever happen to me!
62.Just had to let you know... you're the best! I love you!
63. You are the sun in my day, the wind in my sky, the waves in my ocean, and the beat in my heart.
64.I wish I was there to hold you tight instead of just send this loving, "Good Night."
65.Thank you for being the one who calms all my inner fears.
66. Just when I thought it couldn't get better, you prove me wrong! I love you!
67.I LOVE YOU 2-DAY
I LOVE YOU 2-MORROW
PUT IT TOGETHER
I LOVE YOU 4-EVER

68.How lucky I am to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye to.
Love you dear.
69.I'm not the same since i met u, the days turned longer the nights turned colder and u will always have a special place in my heart just for you. I LOVE YOU
70. Without your LOVE, dayz are "Saddy, Moanday,Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shatterday".
71. Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx
72. I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!.....
73.It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost its most beautifull angel...!
74. Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!
75. If i could give u 1 thing in life, i would give u the ability 2 c yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r 2 me!
76.Listed below are the things that I dont like about you:
1.2.3.4.5.6. 7.8.9.10. ..
What can I say? I LOVE everything about U!
77. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z
oops! i miss "U"
78. U have been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart, tresspassin in my dreams and robin me of my senses, uv been sentenced 2 a lifetime with me, how do u plead?
79. Last night I sent an angel 2 watch over u while u were sleeping but it came back early! So I asked it why? It said that angels don't watch over other angels!
80. By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.
81. Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!
82. You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!
83.You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.
84. They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!
85. I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!
86.Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how much I love you.
87. If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would …. rain all day !
88. I love you even more than when I started this sentence.
89. I'll love you till the end! And then some more..
90. A day without your love is a day without life.
91. U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart.. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean
92. nothing to u, but u'll always be special to me.
93.Someday you'll 4get abt me, ...my name, ...my voice, who I am & who I am 2 you... But even if you 4get abt me, I just wan u to know... I'll never 4get you...
94. So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU !
95. I may seldom tell u how special u are, i may not be able to reach u coz we're both busy, but inspite of all, u know u are someone i really miss and care about.
96.I dont have the measels, i am not confined to bed, asperin wont help coz it aint my head, i dont have back ache or the flu, its more serious...i am missin u!
97. Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever..Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure.Ull always be mine please tell me its true.Please be mine 4ever ill always luv u.
98. Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are..bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1..
99. I have liked many but loved very few. yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue. just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
100. A special smile a special face.a special someone i cant replace..i luv u i always will.uve filled a space no one can fill!
101. I luv ur eyes i luv ur smile.i cherish ur ways i adore ur style. Wot can i say?ur 1of a kind & 24/7 ur on my mind!
102. As I lie awake in my bed. All sorts of thought run through my head, Like why do I love you as much as I do.. Then I realise its because you are you!
103. I love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more. Your happy smile, Your loving face, No one will ever take your place.
104. I hide my tears when I say your name,
but the pain in my heart is stil the same.
Though I smile and seem carefree,

there's no one who misses you more than me!!
105. Is that love i see in your eyes, or merely a reflection of mine?
106. Curved high on a mountain covered in dew... I saw these 3 words... I LOVE YOU!
107. Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life.... I £ove You...
108.. A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT... WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???
109. It is not being in love that makes me happy... but is being in love with YOU that makes me happy.
110. Being near is not the meaning of being dear,
I may be far from u but msgs are bridges
2 make u feel that I always REMEMBER YOU!
111. When all seems lost and lonely for you
And you dont really know what to do
Look inside your heart and see
There in a special place, I will be

Lateral Thinking

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking.
Scroll down slowly - and be honest to yourself.

Think like a wizard . . .






man
Q1. ---------
board








Ans. = man overboard





Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.








stand
Q2. ------------
i















Ans. = I understand









OK . . .



Got the drift ?







Let's try a few now and see

how you fare ?






Q3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/












Ans. = reading between the lines









Q4. r
road
a
d










Ans. = cross road








Not having a good day now, are you ?


Redeem yourself.










Q5. cycle
cycle
cycle













Ans. = tricycle








Not easy to figure out hey!












0
Q6. ---------
M.D.
Ph.D.














Ans. = two degrees below zero









C'mon give it a little thought! !










knee
Q7. ------------
light














Ans. = neon light













U can prove u r smart by getting this one.







ground
Q8. ---------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet

















Ans. = six feet underground









Oh no, not again ! !












Q9. he's X himself













Ans. = he's by himself









Now u messing up big time.










Q10. ecnalg













Ans. = backward glance








Not even close! !










Q11. death ..... life














Ans. = life after death








Okay last chance ..................



Q12. THINK














Ans. = think big ! !










And the last one is real fundoo - - -

Q13.

ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb...










Ans. = long time no 'C'